OMG! Frosting is exploding out of every orifice in this thread on Etsy! It's quite disgusting really. The puke buckets have been lined up folks!
Now, this thread was started by a cupcake by the name of everydaymoments who actually apologized for starting the love-fest when some anti-cupcakes came in pointing out the error of her ways. But somehow I don't believe it and since she is no newbie to Etsy I know she is bullshitting! She's a freakin' cupcake hero wannabe. So now the frosting and sprinkles just keep raining down in there.
Thank hell there are those with steel stomachs and commonsense around ready to curtail the disgusting display and throw some reality at the cupcakes. Problem is cupcakes don't have ears so they don't listen. It's quite sad!
Things like singing kumbaya were discussed and many cupcakes expressed how blessed they were for having Etsy. Blessed? I didn't know God blessed us with Etsy? I thought it was Satan's curse, but I could be wrong...
Anyhow, of course those who don't blow sprinkles up Etsy's ass are deemed complainers, whiners, negative, and a whole lot more... Thing is the cupcakes expect some sort of respect but lack the ability to give any to others. They are actually rude, stuck-up, Etsy-thumping, oblivious idiots! Thats right! If they can't take any opposing views as being valid then they can kiss my fuckin' ass! Bunch of brown-nosing know-nothings.
Do they think that these threads will whisk them into some sort of Etsy heaven where they will all be on the FP and get tons of sales. I can smell how fake they all are, and they STINK!
So to all the Etsy ass loving cupcakes in that thread, I give you 3 mouldy cupcakes and a rainbow shitting unicorn! Enjoy!
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Saturday, October 30, 2010
Welcome! Puke Away!!
Welcome to Cupcakes Make Me Puke!
A place to discuss all those puke-inducing cupcakes over on Etsy who just keep spewing their adoration of the place all over the fuckin' floor! A source of cheap entertainment if you wish.
I will possibly be causing sensitive gag reflexes to react, and occasional bouts of vomiting to occur from all the cupcake oozing love that may be linked to on the Cupcake loving Etsy forums here! I apologize for this right off the bat! I really don't mean to cause such horrible stomach churning, but if you hate cupcakes as much as I do you'll risk it and have some fun here!
I have implemented a rating system here too. 3 mouldy cupcakes and a rainbow shitting unicorn is the highest rating here. If you get that, you are the biggest fuckin' cupcake of the day! And you should be so damned proud! Just don't slip in your own frosting ok?!
And don't assume I am a total heartless bitch! I do link back to all the cupcakes shops when I personally mention them. I mean, they do at least deserve that for being the inspiration for this blog and contributers to my damned burning ulcers and heartburn.
A place to discuss all those puke-inducing cupcakes over on Etsy who just keep spewing their adoration of the place all over the fuckin' floor! A source of cheap entertainment if you wish.
I will possibly be causing sensitive gag reflexes to react, and occasional bouts of vomiting to occur from all the cupcake oozing love that may be linked to on the Cupcake loving Etsy forums here! I apologize for this right off the bat! I really don't mean to cause such horrible stomach churning, but if you hate cupcakes as much as I do you'll risk it and have some fun here!
I have implemented a rating system here too. 3 mouldy cupcakes and a rainbow shitting unicorn is the highest rating here. If you get that, you are the biggest fuckin' cupcake of the day! And you should be so damned proud! Just don't slip in your own frosting ok?!
And don't assume I am a total heartless bitch! I do link back to all the cupcakes shops when I personally mention them. I mean, they do at least deserve that for being the inspiration for this blog and contributers to my damned burning ulcers and heartburn.
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